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condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
mugGet the condom ninjamug.

tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"
by Magicrobot November 26, 2015
mugGet the tramps condommug.

Condom Ball

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?
by Yo Blood July 2, 2010
mugGet the Condom Ballmug.

Condom Fail

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail
by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020
mugGet the Condom Failmug.

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.
She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.
by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013
mugGet the friendship condommug.

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed
I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”
by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023
mugGet the condom hummusmug.

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
mugGet the Cotton Condommug.

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