Colton

A FUCKIN UGLY ASS DUCK FACE THAT ASK GORLS FOR NUDES AND TRYS TO ACT BLACK AND SAYS THE NWORD WHEN BES WHITE AS HELL. also a bad boyfriend so never date a white Colton k your welcome byeeeee ✌🏼

“Eww look at the COLTON duck face rn he asked me for nudes last night so gross

by ZOE Canebert (sum know) June 24, 2019

colton

a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!

stay away form that kid, he is so colton.

by colton hater August 1, 2009

cologner checker

Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne

I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker

by Glad2Mecha March 17, 2010

Colton Griffith

A guy who is broke and lame and refuses to come out of the closet. He lives in Roosevelt, NY. In his mother's basement. His phone number is 516-395-9558!

Wow Colton Griffith sure knows how to use some heels!

by hisboyfriend May 6, 2010

cologneoscopy

a procedure in which the body is examined to determine the level of excess cologne, ultimately resulting in its removal

As soon as Dave walked in the room, I could tell he had had his cologneoscopy, as he no longer reeked of Jasmine, Lavender, and Lemon

by MrBrightside09 August 5, 2011

Colton

he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).

person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...

by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019

Colton

The smallest dicked simp out there

Colton has such a small dick no wonder he be simping.

by Allison6789 March 2, 2020