1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.
2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
by Alpha79 December 28, 2005
Get the college mug.A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.
The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch
The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch
I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!
by Ice_Cream_Yum February 21, 2009
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4 years of digging yourself into a hole of debt that you may be able to escape in 20-30 years. Classes are about the only interesting thing in college. The people are usually stupid, spoiled rich kids who thing getting drunk on a Wednesday night, MTV, rap, drugs, alcohol, fraternities, sororities, and lame ass parties are the neatest things on the planet. Earning a degree is considered a gateway to a higher-paying income bracket. But in this economy, who knows?
-I can't earn my degree from college any sooner.
-Most college students seem to be considered useless by the rest of the general population.
-Why do people seek to prolong adolescence in college anyway?
-Most college students seem to be considered useless by the rest of the general population.
-Why do people seek to prolong adolescence in college anyway?
by Sergio Valente January 12, 2005
Get the College mug.a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go
by Zachary Brown October 14, 2004
Get the college mug.The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
by x-crazy April 7, 2009
Get the College Tuition mug.This place is the best place to go if you are to become something like a doctor, or scientist, etc. Basically if you need to learn and study the aspects of a serious field then you should go.
Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
Girl #1: "I am totally hating college right now. I have transferred twice and I still don't see the point in all of this, I just want to work on a cruise ship!"
Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."
Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"
Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"
Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."
Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"
Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"
by Waterlily September 22, 2012
Get the college mug.An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.
Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
by Dubiks October 25, 2018
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