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ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
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Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.
This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.
by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019
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White coffee

I'm so struggle bus right now, I need some of that white coffee to get me through the rest of this day.
by Allisynwonderland June 1, 2018
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...
by Zurrus January 22, 2017
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coffee dropping

Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole
Went in for a tea bag, ended up coffee dropping the bitch!
by PetalJess December 4, 2013
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