Spaghetti Code

Horrible, horrible, horrible code, but still (usually) fulfills it's intended purpose. The English equivalent would be "I is go store buy vodka drink drunk sergawsdawq zzzzzz uuuugh talk loud". It is completely screwed up in almost every way, but you still know it meant "I am going to the store. I will buy vodka. I will drink. I will get drunk. I will babble incessantly. I will pass out on the couch. I will wake up, go to work, and complain about my hangover."

Spaghetti Code:
2351 goto main_sub3;
2352 preventRaptor();

by iwtw10ot January 11, 2012

Code Oakley

While on post, you shat your pants and need a new pair and letting fellow crew members know by saying you need relief over the radio IMMEDIATLEY

"I need relief NOW I have crapped my drawers, CODE OAKLEY"

by Jeff Oakley March 7, 2008

code brain

A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.

Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.

Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.

by rustyg August 19, 2008

coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.

When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.

by onoipooped January 16, 2011

Code Crimson

Mountain Dew mixed with Burnetts fruit punch vodka or any fruit punch vodka, tastes just like code red if mixed correct.

Drink Code Crimsons

by raeinok October 17, 2012

Code Yellow

A family-friendly way of denoting a urine incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just peed or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code yellow just fits right in.

CODE YELLOW, ARTHUR WET HIMSELF!

by Tsovoa July 4, 2019

CodedRed

Minecraft Coder who posts videos on youtube. Likes HashMaps and Texas.

Person 1: Did you see the new CodedRed Video?
Person 2: Who?

by BingoRufus November 12, 2020