cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"

by How it is April 8, 2005

Cocktorrent

some one who thinks they know about torrents but is a complete Cock.

Did you hear know it all? What a Cocktorrent

by typoking July 31, 2007

cocktario

of or pertaining to an extremely tiny jewish penis that never gets wet unless it takes a shower or spits on its hand

"Dude, how do you ever get any pussy with that little baby
dick cocktario of yours?"

"Dude, my cocktario ain't gonna suck itself, let's get it
over with!"

by HelloKittyJesus July 13, 2009

cockier than a dick

(adj.)

when someone is being extremely cocky and egotistic. A play on words with mixing the words cocky and dick. The play on words part is "cocky"- meaning very obnoxious and thinking to highly of ones self, and "cock"- slang for penis.

That kid is cockier than a dick!

by Larssinion Carlos Puckett IV September 15, 2009

cocker

someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.

1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.

by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009

Cocker

1. see bitch or fucker.
2. Derived from cock and fucker.
3. Strong insult toward either gender.

Anna: Go suck a fatty, dag!
Trevi: I hate you, you fucking cocker!

by Trevi October 22, 2003