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cockayass

An insult used for someone who is cocky.
This has to be at least 20 letters long and 3 words...
Cockayass!
by t0ym4ch1n3 November 3, 2007
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Cocky Little Prick (CLP)

A person who, annoyingly states and exaggerates the obvious in a cocky tone, or gives a ridiculous answer to a stupid question - infuriating the person its aimed at.
Sam: Hey , whats the capital of Italy again?
Warren: Errrr I know, I know ... London?!
Sam: Fucking CLP
Warren: CLP?
Same - Cocky little Prick (CLP)!!
by w12fusilier September 19, 2012
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Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
by David February 28, 2005
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Cocky Jock

An over entusiastic scotsman, often annoying.
... stop being such a cocky jock ...
by JaKaL Productions July 14, 2007
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Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
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cocknurse

"Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?"

"Word son, he is so teh suck."
by Michiru + Chihiru July 23, 2007
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Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
by smokecloud March 24, 2009
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