Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.

I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.

by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020

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cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

by puddination December 21, 2009

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Cooking With Cleavage

The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .

Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.

EX:

"What are you watching?"
"Cooking With Cleavage"
"Yea Yuh"

by Nadsafs July 4, 2009

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cop cleaner

A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.

"Dude, I picked up a cop cleaner on my way over and got here fast!"

by robzilla September 12, 2005

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taken to the cleaners

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

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