Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008

CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.

-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.

by d3ly51d October 15, 2010

sleepwalk capsules

Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".

Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

AP CAPSTONE

A new AP class for sophmores who think that they know english, where you are supposed to analyze an arguments line of reasoning and the evidence that it is supported, but even the smart people in this class are dead on the inside. Its super hard and getting above a ninety is super hard.

Its referred to as Ap Capstone, Ap Crapstone, Ap cap, or Ap crap.

John- Did you see Sal's Face? Why does he look so dead

Fiona- OMG. Don't you know he took AP Capstone
John- OMG! AP CRAP!! Poor boy, he used to be so happy

by daddy_d_22_0 January 11, 2018

Capshole

A term used to describe someone breaking a generally accepted, if unspoken, rule of email and internet chat etiquette by communicating using entirely capital letters and numbers, often including a plethora of innaporpriate and intermixed exclamation points and question marks as punctuation.

This is a compound word formed from the roots 'Capslock' and 'Asshole'.

This word was orignally formed by fadingathedges on battle.net chat

HOW DO I GET NEW ICONS!!?!?!?!!??
or
YOU FUCKING NEWB
or
I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE ON TUESDAY PLEASE SEE RICH WITH ANY QUESTIONS

replied to with:
calm down, capshole.

by fadingathedges October 7, 2004

ALL CAPS

YOU CAN MAKE ALL CAPS JUST BY PRESSING THE COOLEST BUUTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD: CAPS LOCK. IT LETS YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. FUN!!!

"ALL CAPS IS LIKE HAVING THE POWER TO SCREAM INSIDE SOMEBODY'S HEAD!"

"BILLY MAYS IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN ADVERTISE IN ALL CAPS! VERBALLY!!"

-ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

by Just Shut Up March 4, 2009

Caps Lock Rage

Using caps lock continuously on an instant messager program, giving the participants a feeling of shouting across a loud room.

John: Hey, what's up?
Joe: GETTING READY FOR A PARTY, YOU?
John: Nothing, hey, what's with the yelling?
Joe: I JUST GOT CAPS LOCK RAGE, LOL.

by capslockrage101 January 6, 2009