Hey super ratchet trapped out meth smoking female from Antioch California. Who will trade sexual favors for a bag of meth.
Look at her she looks like a super soggy cigarette butt ass bitch she probably trade sexual favors for bags of Meth
by Joe dangler May 24, 2020
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Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
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Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
"OH EMM EFFF GEEE! Look at HER! WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY!?!...IS SHE DRUNK OR HIGH OR BOTH!? Drugs are REALLY EXPENSIVE!"
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
by Nehmrack June 27, 2008
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I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!
by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010
Get the Cigarette mug.From my 5-year old niece: Why are those girls cigaretting? Don't they know it will turn their lungs black?
by happysq January 2, 2007
Get the cigaretting mug.Also known as embalming fluid. Easily made from extracting and concentrating certain chemicals in cigarettes. Ganja is sometimes dipped into the mixture before soled. It produces more potent but much more harmful effects. It has been said that people who smoke embalming fluid have major, permanent mental changes.
"Dip dem buds in dat pot of cigarette oil shawty."
"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."
"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."
by J Grizzy April 22, 2009
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1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. Cool smoker 1: That busted chick over there has potential to be a hottie.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
by CoolSmokerGuy March 7, 2010
Get the Cigarette mug.coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?
Dont be a fool.
Dont be a fool.
by Biafra J September 4, 2004
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