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chris brown attack 

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
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Chris Brown'd 

Physically assaulting or abusing a wife or girlfriend
Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
Chris Brown'd by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009

Chris Brown dat ho!

The act of showing a bitch who's boss. Specifically, donkey punching yo bitch in the eye several times enough that her picture appears in the media and she clearly understands who's boss and forgives you.
Girl yells at her man and friend says:

"You need to Chris Brown dat ho!"

Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover) 

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.
1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore

Chris Brown'd 

To smack your significant other for a good reason in public. Following this she will forgive you for smacking her and take you back because she knows she was wrong
"Yo i been wit her for months , she tried to play me chillin wit this other dude i chris brown'd the girl and we've been better ever since."
Chris Brown'd by izzle5687 March 21, 2009

chris brown'd 

the act of beating the hell out of someone then fleeing the scene, later possibly turning yourself in to the local police department.
ray ray chris brown'd tyneequa, because she burned him.
chris brown'd by mCbillions March 9, 2009

Chris Brown yo ass 

To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.
"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"