Choke the worm

Another example of beating your meat but in this subject when you are beating a slimy wet dick ,never for sad days was created for virgins
When you are beating your meat on a sad night,I’m gonna choke the worm tonight I’ve had a bad day
by Leo López January 08, 2019
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Naruto Choke

When you're hitting a girl from the back and tell her to choke you so she bends her arms like shes gonna Naruto run but instead chokes you with her arms back
*slap* *slap* Guy: "Naruto Choke me!" Girl: "Ok!" *Girl puts her arms back and chokes you sexually*
by Naruto Boi August 09, 2019
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Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 13, 2013
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Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.
Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.
by Big Rabes May 05, 2011
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ride and choke

When a girl is riding a guy (cowgirl) style and she randomly chokes the guy.
Don't do her she loves to ride and choke man!
by TheLoverMaker February 07, 2012
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choking victim

Fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim.
by Bob Anonymous July 12, 2003
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choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed August 11, 2008
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