chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).

Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!

by BtodaG December 24, 2006

Chode Warrior

A Chode Warrior is a person you know who mooches everything you have that they want. Chode Warriors take advantage of any kindness they see. Chode warriors will constantly bum your smokes, eat your food, drink your tasty beverages, and sleep on your couch.

Ex. 1
Person A: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Person B: Dude, I've bummed you smokes all week. Stop being such a Chode Warrior

Ex. 2
Person A: Brandon is staying with me for a few days.
Person B: You shouldn't let him. He's a Chode Warrior

by destructamental July 4, 2009

chode

From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia)
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")

She just loves licking my chode on the way from my ass to my nuts.

by BigBatton July 20, 2008

Chodder

(slang) n. A penis of above average thickness.

You should have seen his chodder, Martha. I swear it was like a baby's arm clutching a sheep's heart.

by Naomi Onions May 6, 2009

chodelasticmemoryfoam

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.

The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.

by doglog March 10, 2003

chodehead

someone with either an amazingly wide head or who does actually have a penis instead of a head

shit, neil has a chodehead, i daren't scratch his chin incase he sprays all over me

by ................. February 11, 2006

chode explode

A sex act when a male or female motorboats one's chode.

Betty gave me the chode explode last night!!!

by bojangles905 September 21, 2008