Chode

When someone reaches unimaginable levels of being a shmuck and a douche

Guy: Sir I think you need a wrench not a spatula to fix a engine
Chode: Fuck you, it's my car I'll fix it how I damn please
Guy: (walks away) What a fucking chode

by McNugget3000 June 17, 2020

Chode

Human being that is unliked by the majority of people.

Jack: yo did u see Benny today

Jonathan: yea I saw him down the hallway, but I’ll warn you he’s a real chode

by Isuckzpeniis November 17, 2018

Chode

A dick that is very short and wider than it is long

Jeremy Savaria has such a chode!

by BigThotThiccBoi September 5, 2020

Chode

When your penis Is wider than it is long.

A girl said Drew has a chode.

by Adolphdripster September 25, 2019

Chode

A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.

Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!

by Outbreak1 March 15, 2016

Chode

A dick the is very wide but but long at all

Bob: "have u seen rian's dick pic it's going around"
Fred : "ya it's so small"
Bob: "ya I no he's got such a chode"

by Fanny hunter December 11, 2017

Chode

a penis that is measured fatter around than when its having a boner.

aka a fatt penis

Katie sucked John Shnidwins chode last night

Oh dayummmm lookat that chode!!

by PAiiiGEY BABYY November 10, 2008