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rocco choad

a person who skates,is small,a dork. with a vrry small dick
by h2otessopre April 17, 2019
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Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021
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Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)
by psychgenius April 6, 2010
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your choad

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"
by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004
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ass choad

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad
your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"
by rib meister March 13, 2004
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CHODE/CHOAD

Dave Frimodig
by Mitzi May 6, 2003
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depeche choad

A person who is goth beyond all recognition, for years and years, and whose personality is blotted out by the everpresent desire not to be seen as the individual they are, but just as "goth freak." Instead of here comes Kristen, it's here comes some goth freak.
Where is Randy?

Oh, he's at the Bauhaus reunion concert with that 37-year-old depeche choad he knows.
by Frank and Melissa August 30, 2006
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