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Piss Chisel

When a man uses his urine stream to clean the toilet. Such as knocking feces stains off
I used the piss chisel to clean up a little bit
by Kash Take May 18, 2020
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The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.
The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.
by The Crab people January 19, 2021
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Me’chiel

Debonair. Pretty. Classy. Timeless. Greatest friend you’ll ever meet & greatest enemy too. Me’chiel does not come to play. She gives what it’s supposed to give.
Me’chiel has everyone mesmerized by her elite status.
by Chanellica Bandicoot November 22, 2021
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dick chisel

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.
Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.
by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003
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chovelling

To chovel, used when eating with mouth open in a rotating motion like a cement mixer, usually accompanied by a sloshing sound. chuddy
Im gunna slap you if you don't stop chovelling on that chuddy!
by Kyle January 24, 2004
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Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.
"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."
by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009
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chevelle

a very beautiful girl that loves to draw and loves animals she loves and cares about her friends and mostly loves her family and friends Chevelle is kind and a caring person she loves art and loves to adventure and she likes bugs Chevelle is a hard working person
"OMG I wish I was Chevelle's friend".
"She is so pretty".
by badbithc January 3, 2020
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