Chinese Wanker

1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.

2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.

1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker

2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!

by SirSammyG July 12, 2016

Chinese cartoon

A word for anime used by people who want to annoy weebs.

Stop watching Chinese cartoons and get a job.

by Bedlamite10 November 1, 2016

chinese nigger nuggets

When after eating a massive amount of cheap chinese food, you shit so hard you wish you were black so you could remember that your ancestors had it way worse.

Paul: Dave, where were you last night?
Dave: Dude, that kung pao chicken last night was brutal ... I had the worst case of the chinese nigger nuggets!
Paul: Shit!

by widagu January 20, 2009

Full Chinese

A double punch originating from the hips in an upward diagonal motion to the victim's mid torso. "FULL CHINESE!" must be said at time of attack, otherwise its just a useless pretend double punch. This is the kill move to end all fights - indefensable- totally destructive.

Fighter One: Punch.

Fighter Two: "FULL CHINESE!".

Fighter One: (Deceased).

by Mr Full Chinese April 28, 2008

Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.

"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."

by snizzery August 8, 2008

chinese

Anyone from the People's Republic of China.
Great food, culture, and history.

Common stereotypes:
-Extremely good at math and science
-Straight A students
-Hardworking
-Martial arts experts
-Plays violin, flute, or piano very well
-Great family values

Of course, most of those do tend to be true.

We have a Chinese valedictorian again.

by iamkungfujesus November 11, 2005

chinese food

Frikkin' Delicious!!!!

I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003