Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

spore chasing

when one is actively seeking shrooms

Do you happen to have a connection, I'm spore chasing.

by whatsthewordforit February 7, 2015

Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

by Liam Murray October 16, 2018

Nice chatting

An over used word that is supposed to be a nice way to end a conversation with someone but is used in places that don’t even make sense and it’s just irrelevant now.

Example 1:
Allan: I think I took a few good pics

Allie: Yea you did take good ones

Ryan: Nice chatting

Example 2:
Ryan: We need to hit that breakfast tomorrow

Luke: Do we get that jawn again?
Sue: Yes
Luke: Nice chatting

Example 3:

Allan: I’m sorry that I’m such an embarrassment to you

Ryan: Nice chatting

by Taytortot Wohlrus August 20, 2019

DayZ Cheating

When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.

Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?

Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.

by Amish Stalker October 26, 2019

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021