Chartreuse

1. A beverage containing a massively massive proportion of alcohol.

2. A great after beer drink

3. The green stuff that almost killed me last night

4. What all you sexy girls can buy Alex at the bar.

Greg: "It's almost 8am in the morning... hmmm time for my pre-breakfast Chartreuse shot"

Tom: "I was feeling more like a Beer and Woosta"

by Greg January 7, 2004

charty

Charty: A charty can be defined as a party hosted by a char student that incorperates as much possible fail, ed hardy and gay as physically possible without causing enough angular momentum to generate a black hole resulting in the earth to implode on itself and everyone on the planet to endure a painfully gay death

Example 1:
Jimmy: Did you hear about the charty tonight?
Johnny: There aint no party like a charty!
Tim: We're all fucked
Example 2:
Josh: Awesome Charty isnt it
Mike: All it needs is some music
Josh: I'll go grab my N'Sync album
Dan: Nooooooooooooooo!!! Get the fuck out everyone its gonna blow!!!

by F.Y.C.N January 16, 2009

The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020

chart

When you chortle and end up sharting.

chortle + shart = chart

"Oh fuck guys I just charted"
---
"SHANNON JUST CHARTED!"

by vid_88 December 16, 2006

charzard

when someone post deceiving pictures of themselves to make themselves look better, but in reality they're gross.

Leslie is such a charzard, she isn't that skinny in real life.

by muscle mel June 12, 2011

palm desert charter middle school

A school where you get in trouble very easily. there's always drama buzzing around and bad things happening. don't come to this school it sucks. but the girls are gorgeous and there are a few hot guys. but they're rude. but the parties are amazing, and the dances aren't very fun at PDCMS.

Oh my gosh palm desert charter middle school sucks ass! But I heard the girls are super sexy and they're known for their bomb ass parties!

by yohhh February 24, 2011

Charter

The worst phone, television, and internet provider out there.

Person: Hey, I would call you, but my charter is not working...again.
Other Person: Oh, well just email me then.
Person: Sorry, my charter internet won't turn on.
Other Person: Charter sucks.

by flipflop48 December 22, 2008