Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007

Charleston chew

Shitting in someone's mouth and then fucking that shit hole until you fill it with cream. Hence creating a Charleston chew.

Chad shat in my mouth and proceeded to fuck it until he cream filled the center and created a Charleston chew in my mouth.

by Thps44 August 12, 2015

Charlton Heston

An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.

Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.

by mrskull September 24, 2018

Carlton in Lindrick

Strange, drive through place where nobody stops. South Carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the Co-op at the top of the village.
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!

"For gods sake, dont go through Carlton in Lindrick, we'll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested." wife

"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband

by aren't there other pseudonyms? August 13, 2009

chaleting

A group of people who go to their Leysdown chalet to have sex with each other which sometimes involves incest. A Lot like swinging

Me- shall we go to the Chalet in Leysdown this weekend?

Sister- Only if my old man can come and we all do some Chaleting!

by ninja3000 April 13, 2014

Carlton

Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.

Oh my lord, did you see Carlton back there? *fans face intensely with hand* He's so freaking hot!

by vector______ November 23, 2021

A Carlton

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.

Hey, Don't Be A Carlton

by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017