celluvibratosis

the sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when it isn't (in your pocket).

Dude, I thought you were calling me but it was just celluvibratosis.

by SactoDan January 4, 2011

cellulaire device

a cell phone, something most teenagers have and use on a daily basis.

Guy 1 "I lost my cellulaire device! Can you call it for me?"
Guy 2 "yeah sure."

by marianastrench=<3 March 5, 2011

cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

by thesalad June 12, 2011

cellutights

Someone with cellulite, who wears clothing so tight, it takes on the form of the cellulite it is covering.

Look, that woman is wearing purple cellutights.

by judgeme February 5, 2013

cellobration

A fanstastical phenomenon brought on by snap-happy Asian Californian cellists to further the ultimate goal of cello-love everywhere, every heart.

Let's have a cellobration tonight.

When's cellobration rehearsal?

by Quichotte October 22, 2013

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016