Canada's History is the anecdotal name for a sex act that is known to be the personal favourite of Stephen Colbert.
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
by Mr_Macabre February 5, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --
Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
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okay, I'm finished.
Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
........
okay, I'm finished.
by crap December 11, 2004
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A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^
Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.
And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.
Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.
And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.
Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Get the Canada mug.Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.
A few facts...
-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.
A few facts...
-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)
Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.
by Mr_Canada June 2, 2008
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Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
by micky v! June 3, 2009
Get the What is this? Canada? mug.a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.
"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"
by Vic April 22, 2004
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