Carbone

An impressively large amount of work.
A waste of time.
A nuisance or annoyance
An inevitable event that you don't want to partake in.

"I have a carbone of a day today"
"all that paperwork was a carbone"

by youkilledkennyyoubastard September 22, 2009

Carkore

The act of intentionally using your car to perform stunts or maneuvers involving going off of a designated road or parking lot zone. In many situations, someone may find themselves maneuvering their car over obstacles such as, but not limited to, curbs, center medians, sidewalks, and parking space dividers. This act is very similar to urban off-roading.

Hey dude, I couldn't turn around all the way at the end of the street, so I had to carkore over the curb to turn all the way around.

by Ryan Washburn April 15, 2011

carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.

by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008

Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants

I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker

by IzEliz April 30, 2015

Carbo-titanium

Also known as Carbon titanium or Carbotitanium, is a patented material made by Modena Design, the carbon composite manufacturing and consultancy arm of the Italian car company Pagani. It is a combination of titanium and carbon fiber to make the already strong carbon fiber even stronger as its main weak point is the lack of elasticity. They evolved the carbon fiber technology so that the bodywork could sustain small impacts without developing small cracks, using also different resins to bring a different or matching mixture of stiffness/yield strength and elasticity. The titanium wires and carbon composites are combined by first abrading the titanium to be bonded, coating the titanium with platinum, aging the titanium, spraying primer on the coated titanium, applying adhesive to the primer side of the titanium and then applying the carbon to the adhesive. This allows the carbon composite to bond securely to the titanium. This composite uses the best properties of each component, the combination having a better set of properties than either part. It could keep the structure/chassis together even after a major crash and to keep the occupants safe. This has been used in later models of the Zonda, such as the Zonda R and Pagani's current vehicle, the Huayra.
Sources from the Wikipedia and The Italian Junkyard.

Car journalist: This uses carbo-titanium, a carbon fiber composite, which is weaved with titanium wires to make the chassis even stiffer than the normal carbon fiber.

by Blitzstorm December 31, 2015

Carcolepsy

Sudden, excessive sleepiness incurred in a car.

Because I have carcolepsy, I fall asleep everytime I drive.

by AmyShu March 7, 2017

Caraokee

Singing karaoke while driving a car.

Steve: Are you really putting on third eye blind?

Lisa: " I wish you would step down from that ledge my friend "
Steve: looks like another night of Caraokee

by Stisa or Listeve June 25, 2017