A country that lives under the shadow of the US and can't even figure out that it's just a low budget version of America.
SockMonkey on urbandictionary: The only country to successfully invade the United States and burn down the White House.
Reader: Is that the best you got, Canada? Have you been sitting with your thumbs up your asses boosting about that for the last 200 years? Weren't the british the ones that actually burned down the White House?
Reader: Is that the best you got, Canada? Have you been sitting with your thumbs up your asses boosting about that for the last 200 years? Weren't the british the ones that actually burned down the White House?
by Jack Ripley December 10, 2008
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Canada is such a land of queers and losers
Canadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese
Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on Canadians for giving up on "the Beaver"
Canadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese
Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on Canadians for giving up on "the Beaver"
by JayCot February 4, 2010
Get the Canada mug.A piece of shit landmass that isn't even a country. They always say stuff like "Americans are fatasses who eat at McDonalds all day". But their still under power of the British Monarch. Tell Canada to grow a set of balls and declare independance from Britan, then mabye they can talk about The United States, who did this 200+ years ago.
by Whateveren April 13, 2008
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a terrible thing that came from canada is Justin Bieber
the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber
the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber
by demonic_lizard April 22, 2011
Get the Canada mug.A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.
by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008
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Canada: America's hat.
oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada: America's hat.
oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
by Simian Infernus June 10, 2009
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