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Callum law

One of the most ace lads on the planet. Total ace and a real laugh, he truly is >>j00.

He's had more women than you've had hot dinners, son. And he's an ace troll, too.

Lives in to town.
omg!!1 it's teh Callum law!!1!""!!"2!shift! hes teh bestest acest guy evaaaaar!11
by Noelleh March 30, 2004
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Callum

Callum is a sexy lad
by Elle gallaer March 3, 2017
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Callum Hall

A person of whom, when drunk, runs around making pinch harmonic sounds with his mouth. Also found to be regularly quoting McLovin and being mildly casually racist. Has many awesome catchphrases like, but not limited to: 'Let's do this Marines', 'That dugs got tits', 'Aww yeah Boy Boy', 'I fucking hate ma wife' and 'Planting claymore'. A Callum Hall is a pure fucking beast at dancing the dance of Hari Krishna, he has also been known to drunkenly dance to Billie Jean and fight in hallways topless. Is also fucking dope on the mic with his original CoD 4 rap that is so awesome it should be in the charts.
Person A: Fuck, is that a Callum Hall?
Person B: Judging by how hard he's grabbing his crotch while moonwalking with a pint in his hand shouting about UAVs and claymores, I'd say, yes.
Person A: That is one awesome guy. I'm so privileged to be in his company. No homosexual feelings insinuated you understand.
by Freakinbeast April 11, 2013
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Callum

Callum is a sweet and caring boy/girl with good motives. Extremely handsome and masculine. His academic success has great potential meaning he’s intelligent in many ways. His love life is straightforward unlike him who finds it hard to express his feelings towards a loved one but it all eventually works out. Tends to make many sacrifices for people. This girl/guy tends to roll with life most of the time. He’s hard to dissect but once you have you find him extremely attractive. Most of the time, his life comes straight out of a book. Enjoys visual entertainment. The most white/caucasian person you’ll ever come across. Tends to fall for his/her bestfriend. Lives a long life.
Your such a fool, take more notes from Callum.
by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018
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Calob

A cool guy with a large ass, Diamond hard penis, who gives great "pleasure" to girls. He is strong, smart, athletic, cool, sexy, and nice to most people. He generally has soft hair, and girls want to get in his pants. He is God, not Allah, gahndi, or regular god.
Oh my! Calob, can I touch your penis.
by Blondie69 November 14, 2014
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Callum Cock

A huge, long, veiny penis.
"Did you see his penis?"
"Yeah, he had a Callum Cock"
by Dick C.Hocolate September 23, 2016
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Callum

Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong
“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”
by load of bullshit October 10, 2018
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