by anonymous December 31, 2024
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To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.
Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me
by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025
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Colene is one of the most sweetest girls you’ll come across. She's the type of girl to have kind eyes, and a soft smile that makes your gloomy days bright. Sensitive? Yes. But she'll bottle up her own sadness just to keep you smiling. She's funny in the most “face-palm” kind of way, dramatic,, and lowkey talented at everything she tries—from art to music.
She's the kind of person who might pretend to be fine even when she's not, just to make sure you’re okay. If you’ve got a Colene in your life, congrats—you’ve unlocked a rare gem. She don’t get too comfortable—she doesn’t open up easily, and if she chose you, you better not mess it up.
Colene is one of the most sweetest girls you’ll come across. She's the type of girl to have kind eyes, and a soft smile that makes your gloomy days bright. Sensitive? Yes. But she'll bottle up her own sadness just to keep you smiling. She's funny in the most “face-palm” kind of way, dramatic,, and lowkey talented at everything she tries—from art to music.
She's the kind of person who might pretend to be fine even when she's not, just to make sure you’re okay. If you’ve got a Colene in your life, congrats—you’ve unlocked a rare gem. She don’t get too comfortable—she doesn’t open up easily, and if she chose you, you better not mess it up.
“Hey isn’t it your friend Colene’s Birthday?”
— “Who Colene? Oh the really pretty girl? Yeah it is.”
— “Who Colene? Oh the really pretty girl? Yeah it is.”
by JellyBeann2xx7 April 9, 2025
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I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
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Get the Calendar gouge mug.Calee is the name of the most wonderful amazing prettiest girl in the world
If your in a relationship with someone named calee and your name starts with A you guys are Destined To Be
If your in a relationship with someone named calee and your name starts with A you guys are Destined To Be
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Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
Get the Marie Calender Steamer mug.One of the smallest towns in Italy. Located in northern Italy, in the boundaries of Milan by the Ticino river, it is a rather small town which interestingly enough attracts many tourists during Summer. There is a big Augusta Westland factory, reminiscent of the town's no-longer existing airplane factory, bombed during WWII. The bridge connecting it to Casteletto Sopra Ticino (and therefore connecting the regions of Lombardia and Piemonte) was also bombed by the Nazi, but a makeshift bridge made with fishing boats was made while the real bridge was being rebuilt. You have most likely never heard of this town, unless you are either from Italy or an avid tourist.
Old people usually go to Sesto to die, since it's a quiet, peaceful little town. It also has no hospitals, so most people from Sesto are from either Gallarate or Arona, two neighbouring cities.
Old people usually go to Sesto to die, since it's a quiet, peaceful little town. It also has no hospitals, so most people from Sesto are from either Gallarate or Arona, two neighbouring cities.
Guy: "Say, dude, I'm going over to Sesto Calende this Summer; gonna go vist my granparents."
Dude: "You're going to Sesto Cawhat?!"
Guy: "I can see you're not much into tourist trips, eh?"
Dude: "You're going to Sesto Cawhat?!"
Guy: "I can see you're not much into tourist trips, eh?"
by franx12 July 29, 2011
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