Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019

Ankle custard

When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.

Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?

by Creamy cook August 30, 2020

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.

Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard

by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012

blue vein custard chucker

Refers to your cock. Your cock has a massive blue vein in it and it chucks man custard when at the climax of arrousal.

Come and suck on my blue vein custard chucker you filthy cunt.

by Bigsypowell April 12, 2016

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012