Chesticles

Are not similar to testicles

I told him I got Chesticles! He said that’s not the same thing as his testicles.

by Luca.smuca September 16, 2025

cuntible

Delicious portmanteau of 'cunt' and 'cannibal' that can be used to describe people who are greedy and bigoted.

Aunt Janet is a cuntible. She is superrrich and superreligious and she really loves money but dislikes transgenderism.
When Aunt Janet prays for you it is with hope that you will soon die and give her all of your money so she can use it to crowdfund a pray the gay away camp.

by problemily January 14, 2026

Fat sacks/ chesticles

Another name for breast

1:Would you look at those fat sacks/ chesticles

by EmmaW26 December 30, 2016

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022