White Trash Collectible

A mass produced 'collectible' item that believed by the consumer to one day be valuable.

Often used as a status symbol that is proudly displayed in the curio cabinet in the dining room and/or living room in only the most discriminating of the white trash homes.

White Trash Collectibles may include Precious Moments, Snowbabies, and Hummel figurines, Beanie Babies, anything with a limited edition number, sports memorabilia, etc.

by lavinialyte July 21, 2011

edward cullen

the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava

edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!

by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009

Emmett Cullen

Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'

Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch

by kelli8295 October 8, 2008

Cullen-freakout

the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings

"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."

by LouisvilleKY502 January 4, 2012

Dust Collector

1. An item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. An item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.

John had a large assortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.

by Woland14 January 20, 2009

Butterfly collector

A person that treats people like butterfly specimens...they collect them, pin them down, analyse them...and keep them for their own amusement and personal gain..each specimen has a usage phylum..not to be confused with the social butterfly..they are harmless..the collector is deadly!

The initial entrapment is a deep manipulation ,snared and showered with devotion and praise until they are firmly in the case and in position to be pinned ... Often mildly drugged and stroked with mittens till in a mild soporific trance .. Caught like a fly in a spider's web ..... Then kept to be prodded, poked and meddled with ... And then always lacking and inferior and suddenly out of vogue ......coz

Ohhhhhhh there 's a new butterfly!

Oooo that Sally is a right Butterfly Collector!

by Grimsleeper April 19, 2015

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017