Crap Angel

The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd

You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.

by San Jefe September 06, 2011

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Crap music

Country and rap music mixed.

Bob did you hear that crap music. They are country folk rapping.

by Big Ole Black Guy November 12, 2013

Bag of Crap

An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn

Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap

by 5uR1K3n May 22, 2006

start-crap

it's like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master July 15, 2015

The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

Crap Tent

A metaphor for a horrible space.

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.

by chlojen January 19, 2009