Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag November 19, 2007

Cookie Cuttin

The Act of non originality- copying the current trend

A lot of artist in the business have resorted to cookie cuttin

by KrizZtyLe August 8, 2009

cockinblock

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"

Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."

by tj123 August 20, 2013

cookie cum challenge

A group of males squat around a cookie and jack-off, releasing their ejaculate onto said cookie. The man who finishes last must consume the cookie.

Did you see John totally lose the cookie cum challenge? He ate the cookie in one bite.

by stonedgaytheist September 28, 2017