combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes April 30, 2023

Combat Bear

A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God

Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!

Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink

Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!

by CBJR August 30, 2012

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Combat zone

The Area between dating and the friend zone, when all of your boy trying to smash

Dude I sliped in the combat zone now I'm stuck in the friend zone

by Datsagoblin September 17, 2016