ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

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black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

by barista101 July 18, 2011

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Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.

"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."

by conradjohn February 26, 2010

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