A completely liquid bowel movement.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
Get the ass coffeemug. Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
Get the black coffeemug. by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019
Get the Coffee beanmug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee weanermug. An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
Get the Coffee Expertmug. A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
by Zurrus January 22, 2017
Get the Coffee facemug. I'm so struggle bus right now, I need some of that white coffee to get me through the rest of this day.
by Allisynwonderland June 1, 2018
Get the White coffeemug.