Cocky Dennis

A penis that is so hideously deformed or misshapen, that it can only be taken out in the presence of blind chicks.

A hammerheaded penis would put you into the Cocky Dennis category.

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

cocky-track

when someone’s pussy is a track of cocks.

“i heard teresa is a cocky-track”
“yeah bro we all fucked her”

by yafuckinmom December 29, 2018

Cockie

A cock that is a cookie

Walmart shapeshifted their cock into a cookie;a cockie, it crumbled in Target's ass.

by MachineFoox X owO forever😍😍 April 3, 2022

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021