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the clap

I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe
by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020
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Man Clap

When two men hug one another and don't want to seem "gay" or "homo", they smack or clap each other on the back a couple of times to seem manly. It is manly because men hit, and if they are hugging, at least they are still hitting each other and being men.

Different from "bro hug", in that the bro hug originates from a handshake, whereas the man clap comes from a simple embrace.
I gave my buddy a Man Clap when he flew in from Florida, because I didn't want people thinking we were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by don_corleone321 June 12, 2011
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Volcanic Pussy Clap

The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.
Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap
by Rapid_Colt February 3, 2021
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the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.
Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
by ronious February 13, 2009
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i will clap you

If someome says this, than either they will f**k you up, or will get killed by you, and rage quit
by RiSe_UnKnOwN March 7, 2019
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gunt clap

When a overly obese womans gut meets her cunt in a more rapid motion to create a clapping procedure
MY fat ass teachers Gut hangs so low it smacks her cunt every time she takes a step

when i was banging that fat bitch he gut kept flapping and smacking her cunt creating what is known as the gunt clap.
by caimmaster June 8, 2007
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