Chud

An Elmer Fudd-type that believes themselves to be a Chad

Damn Chuds only ever talk about guns and how the liberals are ruining America.

by SerLancelot June 4, 2022

Chud

A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.

Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.

"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"

"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend

by Bersient June 4, 2020

Chud Cucking

When you hire a an extremely ugly personable or chud to come over and fuck your wife while you sit in a cuck chair stacked with soylent and cocaine and the chud farts the cocaine into your mouth while you sit in the cuck chair

jeff: hey dan you mind coming over for a chud cucking session?

dan: yeah of course man

by captaintuffass December 6, 2025

Chud

Used to stereotype people with radical political views. Chuds are often nazi and far right.

Chud: The west has fallen. Billions must die. Save evropa
David: wtf are you on about

by kerbolisat September 23, 2023

lei kava chud

a dude who comes to lei kava bar and does chuddy shit like talk about his ex-girlfriend all day (or exclusively talking about their ex-girlfriend)

bro, theres some dude outside of lei kava who keeps yapping about his ex girlfriend

is it the lei kava chud?

yes bro this is literally the tenth time today this dude is talking about his ex-girlfriend today... bro needs to get on hinge or something

by onsumrealness November 5, 2025

chud

Opposite of a chad, in reference to the antithesis of gigachad.

You're not a gigachad, you're a chud.

by heisensperg March 5, 2025

Chud ling pong

Chud ling pong - matri vasa

matri vasa Chud ling pong

by tntanvir November 30, 2025