Charles

Charles is sensitive and erudite. He will ask you questions inviting you to think more deeply about things that you normally wouldnt allow yourself to. He is always down for a sleepover—a classic one. He is one of the most handsome men you will meet. His hair is beautifully coiffed and well maintained, so much so you want to run your fingers through it but get scared about messing it up. Charles, even if he is a stranger to you, will make you feel at ease. Charles has great banter. You will be lucky to be a friend to Charles. You will honestly be lucky to be any sort of companion to Charles. If you meet a Charles at a work conference, you may make a deep, unexpected, but very welcome, connection. Charles seems like a great kisser, but you unfortunately haven’t had the pleasure of confirming that (yet). Most people hope they get the chance to kiss Charles.

Jane: Tommy and I met a Charles at a work conference.

Mary: No way. Let me guess. The two of you wine and dined him, went back to his place, and made out?

Jane: We actually had a super lovely night together, wine and dine included… no kissing though. I’m not mad about it but that would have been the cherry on top. Instead the three of us made a really intimate and thoughtful emotional connection, classic sleep-over style.

Mary: Sounds like a Charles alright…

by streamergirl June 13, 2025

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Charles

The biggest CUCK in the world. he likes sucking cock more than he love jerking his shit to skibidi toilet futa.

"I wish I wasn't a charles..."

by Jonah Kajmowicz July 28, 2025

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Charles

The most Texas person you'll ever meet. He'll say Yee Haw! and it'll instantly brighten up your day! He is the best basketball player you'll ever meet. He is the next Daiki Aomine to be. His best friend is named Jye, a unbreakable duo! If you know a Charles, you should never let them go! He is the REAL Mr. World Wide with top editing skills. 1 Vs. 1 with LeBron James, they always tie up! You should never mess with THE Charles or you'll lose all your basketball skills! Watch Out!!! Is that Charles?!

Person 1: Wow who is that sick basketball player over there with LeBron the Goat?
Person 2: You don't know who that is? That's the all sick and fire and future-to-be Daiki Aomine, Charles!
Person 1: No way! I could tell by all the aura around him!
Person 2: Yea, you should NEVER mess with him or else you're cooked!

by charl3s_l0v3r August 18, 2025

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CharleS.

Pretty damn ugly, he’s under appreciated and if he had a girlfriend she’d probably care more about her friends more than him, even if he said I love you every day, she wouldn’t care, he’s a noodle ass lookin piece of crap, he’s an asshole

Wow, that’s guys ugly as hell, must be a CharleS.

by GOD DAMIT April 29, 2020

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Charles Grassley

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.

Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

by Just_sayin' May 11, 2016

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