Catastrophy

An award for the cat with the cutest butt. A cat ass trophy

That cat wins the Catastrophy

by Wee gosle July 12, 2024

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Catasstrophy

What your dog has in it's mouth after a successful cat fight.

Such a catasstrophy!

by knotmyname January 30, 2024

catamount

an older man who actively pursues casual sexual relationships with younger people. The male version of a cougar.

Look at that older man with that young lady! He is such a catamount.

by Sea-moose March 4, 2024

catastrotariffs

Tariffs used maliciously in order to intentionally weaken an economic system resulting in severe economic damage and consequences.

In April 2025 President Donald J Trump imposed a blanked system of catastrotariffs on most of the countries on the planet based off a bizarre made-up formula that economists universally agree is nonsense.

by Soupalphabet April 7, 2025

catastrofee

A huge government/corporation-imposed service-charge dat is so outrageously steep dat it alone causes whatever endeavor it was dat said expense was involved with to end in disaster.

In order to encourage youngsters to learn/practice sensible saving, some banks waive da standard service-costs and minimum-balance charges so dat said pint-sized piggybankers' frugality-efforts won't suffer from any catastrofees.

by QuacksO August 16, 2025

Catastrofist

A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.

The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026