I don't know if I can last this whole 2 hour flight without mastutbating. It's time for some carry-on tuggage!
by the Great Danton aka Wolverine April 14, 2014

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

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by mud flap July 19, 2011

A strong bond between a beautiful princess and her perfect prince in love with eachother yet neither of them have the courage to tell eachother. Finally brought together by laughter, their relationship is as strong as an ox but as people undermine them they still dont let it get to them and stay strong till the end. This couple is the perfect, long lasting match and, in the coming years, marrige is on the horizon.
by Me3370 January 12, 2014

by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020

Mom: Hey sweetie, is that the Crazy Carrie?
You: Yeah.
Mom: Lock the windows and make sure the dog doesn’t come out.
You: Yeah.
Mom: Lock the windows and make sure the dog doesn’t come out.
by DreamTrapist April 20, 2019
