capisce

you do what i say and we still aint friends

yo do that capisce

by gfathergavemafialoot#newmafia June 23, 2017

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

Capiosexual

Attracted to female poets

Camisexual: attracted to male poets

That guy only likes female poets
Oh he's a Capiosexual

by OLDSCHOOL KILLER March 14, 2015

Capot

Pronunciation key: Cah-poh
Taken from the French word for condom, capote; a sheath commonly of rubber worn over the penis (as to prevent conception or venereal infection during coitus); also : a similar device inserted into the vagina

Hey man, my girls here, can I hitch a capot?

by Parusia July 6, 2005

Joseph Capasso

Joseph Capasso is the most handsome, amazing guy in the world. He's cute, funny, silly and a good listener. He's the most caring person I ever met, and I love him so freaking much. Like, how can one person be that imperfectly perfect? If you ever met someone like him, hold him tight and don't let him go away. Cause you will never find someone as unique as him.

“Joseph Capasso is the most wonderful person ever.”

by Silly girl that loves JJ. December 22, 2019

Capodicats

To call someone a dick head, literal translation is head of dick

What the hell did you do that for... ay... Capodicats

by gatsby January 28, 2005

Capoopie

Basically a more proper word for: shit.
Use when in desperate need to express anger infront of elders.

You: OH CAPOOPIE
Elderly Women:.. what the fuck?
You: ...

by papayamastah November 13, 2009