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Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.
Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.
by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023
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Pertaining to a harmonious proportion in a money oriented government.
Man 1: What are your ideals in a government?
Man 2: I like a Neoeurhythmic Capitalismocracy.
by Obama Gaming November 11, 2019
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Anarcho-capitalism

An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.
Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
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pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"
My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected
by mddx July 28, 2023
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finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
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capitalize on it

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it
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Capitalics

When you capitalise and italicise something at the same time.
Hannah: Can you fix that title
Chloe: Yeah, put it in Capitalics
by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago October 24, 2019
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