micky burr

A penis that will not stop spurting seaman

to the doctor "i have a micky burr"

by phil 12312903 September 12, 2006

Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale

Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!

by Ofresh August 12, 2014

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

burnt whore

Someone who goes from guy 2 guy and cant stay with anybody
because they have been used 2 much ,and are ugly as hell.

"Tiffany got dumped again!!!!!!"
"Yeah i know she is a fucking burnt whore"

by bad goil 910 November 12, 2005

burr

A sound made by small horses when getting hit by toy cars

"burr"

by j0rsh April 11, 2003

burnt kisser

Slang for a person (usually a woman) with an ugly face.

Man she has a really hot body, too bad about her burnt kisser.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 22, 2009