Blow Your Mind

1) For one's head to explode/implode under extreme mental pressure.
2) To be amazed at something amazing.

ex: "Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"

by D3V1LxDawg February 4, 2009

blow bitch

1.) (n)A person who performs oral sex on command --regardless of mood, sex, or sexual orientation.

Rufus wanted a blow job so he called up his blow bitch Sally.

by helbelle75 January 13, 2008

Blow-by

The foul smell of a fart that has gained momentum by passing by a turd before exiting the rectum. Usually accompanied by a prairie dog. Scent is thick, heavy, and smells like shit, rather than gas.

Ashleigh, is that blow-by I smell?

by Dr. Duty September 5, 2012

blowed out

The frame of mind after you smoke a massive amount of weed.
The state of being blowed.

I got blowed out on the way to the Bengals game.

by Patricio EL Burro December 28, 2005

Let's blow this popsicle stand

How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.

It's 5 o'clock! We're done work let's blow this popsicle stand.

by MonicaCHarvey August 28, 2006

Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.

"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"

by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009

blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006