Dow Bulge

when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.

OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!

by I Hate it When you Touch Me. December 1, 2010

muffin bulge

When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!

FAT! look at her muffin bulge!

by mmeggie February 1, 2005

budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

budge

From 'Budgie', means mate, bro, dude, man or pal.

"Yo whats up, Budge?"
"Hey Budge, keen to go to this rave?"

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

Budgeto

Pronounced - Bud- gee - toe

When something/someone is seriously Cheap, Trashy, or Ghetto

That skirt is sooo budgeto.

by A. Dunning May 23, 2007

Budgepacker

A man who likes to give it to people in the rear (i.e. in their budge). Also can mean a man who is a real bastardly douche-bag, and who screws people over all the time. (i.e. synonymous with fudgepacker). Budgepackers frequently seb.

"I just finished the test, and it was really unfair. That professor is a budgepacker."
"I did a guy a big favor, and he turned around and shafted me. He is a real budgepacker."
I walked in on a budgepacker seb-ing another guy."
"You are giving me a stockham stiffie, you budgepacker."

by Robert Trebor October 7, 2007

Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016