love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.

A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.

by PointTH June 17, 2017

Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge

Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking

by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 09, 2009

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.

Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."

by paldin September 25, 2011

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays November 21, 2015

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2014