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Bronson

1. Insult, generally an idiot

2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.

3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.

When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.

Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
by TheUrbanLinguist May 4, 2008
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White Bronco

1.) OJ Simpson tried to escape in a White Ford Bronco and sometimes people call orange juice OJ and so orange juice is called White Bronco.

2.) A drink where you mix milk, *moonshine, and crack.

*A special moonshine is required for White Bronco. It is made on the top of a mountain by a brewer.

The brewer is said to be a mythical creature that is blind and has 4 arms and is half man half animal and has the tongue of a dragon.

He also helps defend the Smiths from Santa in a Christmas special of American Dad.
1.) "Dude can I have some White Bronco"

"Wtf?"

"Orange Juice man"

2.) "Hey you want some White Bronco?"

"Wtf is that?"

"A drink made with milk, moonshine, and crack"

"Sounds like shit"

"Yeah, but you'll be so fucking wasted and trippin balls so hard by the first sip, that you won't care how it tastes.
by HeavyFuckingMetal December 16, 2010
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Bronson

Bronson is the act of a male placing his face between the particularly large breasts of a woman, blowing loudly while moving his head side to side. Also known as a "motorboat".
Can you believe AnneMarie let me Bronson her gigantic fucking titties?
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 19, 2016
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Bronson

A slang word for a reference to a friend. Typically used as a substitute for "bro," "dude" or "buddy." Different suffixes can be added to keep the vocab fresh. (i.e. bronsosaurus, bronsosaurus rex, bronsopotamus, etc.)
Yo bronson, what's going on?

Sup bronsosaur, what's on the agenda for tonight?
by jigstar28 August 25, 2009
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bonjollops

A word to describe all emotions.
This word must be written with an exclamation mark!!!!
"im not going in there it gives me the bonjollops!"

"This ride is bonjollops! lets go on it again Liam"

Also
Bonjolloping!
Bonjolloper!
can be used

"I gave her a good bonjolloping! last night"

"I hate that man he is a right little bonjolloper!"
by tim (s!cktr!ck) August 24, 2004
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BroJob

1. I didn't realize that Rauhy and Dash were gay, until I saw Dash giving Rauhy a browjob. He even swallowed!
2.
Paul: Hey Scott, I'll give you 10 bucks for some sucky-sucky.
Scott: I'm not feasting on your delicious sperm for less than 25.
Paul: Fine. Just gimme the brojob already.
by Fried Donut May 11, 2006
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Brojob

When two bros lie side by side and receive blowjobs at the same time. Preferably when said bros are holding hands.
-Have you seen Alex and Zach?
- Last I saw, they were in a tent getting a brojob
by BrosForLife May 2, 2010
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