Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan Li

A celebrity who is very unskibidi and likes toilet poop ballz
He is a popular actor

Brendan Li in that one movie was very skibidi toilet

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Brendan

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.

Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.

by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022