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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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bother

the softest song from Stone Sour, its a pretty good song that doesdnt have drums in it, very good band also
You don't need to bother
by Matt June 13, 2004
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bother

name for a group of 8 to 30 freshman walking together on campus, i.e. a gaggle of geese; a bother of freshman.
noun
I was late to class because of a slow ass bother of freshman!
by Jonah Donut Boner August 23, 2010
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dog botherer

Derogatory phrase, used in a similar fashion to shit stabber, sheep shagger and mexican cheese dragon.
Oh my god that guy is such a dog botherer...

You fucking jeylord I bet you bother dogs...
by Squirrelking May 8, 2004
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Botheration

n. An expletive so mild that it doesn't count as an expletive. Not recommended for those who don't want to appear affected, or at least a bit namby-pamby.
"Botheration! I just cut my wrist on a jagged shard of glass!"
by JohnWWells December 7, 2003
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bothered

When dumb ass teenage girls use it instead of the word 'whatever' you know with the whole hand wobble wiggle, and don't forget the flick of the hair as they turn around. Yep.
Random nobody - You do know I hate you.
Random girly - Errr......bothered!(wobbly hand jibe)(flick of the hair)
by Keira_L July 16, 2003
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fag basher

a person who likes to bash gay people because he is hiding homosexual feelings. A gay basher usually buys gay porno then jacks off to it, then feels like he has to act all hetero and bash a gay person.
fag basher: take that you faggot!
fag: why are you stroking my cock? shouldn't you be bashing me?
by AndreaCow April 9, 2006
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