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British Clapper

The act of shaking or flapping a man's genitals until they make a clapping noise. Usually done in groups to see how loud of a clap one can get, also for bragging rights. Only done in groups after calling the requisite, "No homo."
Yo dude, Scott is the loudest British Clapper!

I know man, I wish I could clap that loud!
by NewEnglandSteeze December 21, 2008
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Bootism

R.I.P Taekbutt, cause of death Bootism.
by seobbutt May 3, 2014
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british tv

Something to watch only in times of dire bordem
Narrator: welcome back to animal kingdom,I'm generic narrator guy,here to show you talking animals on British tv, aka bbc
Me: Damn, I'm bored
by that guy July 6, 2015
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The Great British Public

By and large a collective body of ignorance, living under the shadow of an archaic monarchy and easily manipulated by the blatant social programming of the mainstream media.

An article published in May 2006 in "The Sun", a British tabloid newspaper, announced that the British public had voted one-hit wonder and reality-show charlatan Will Young the most popular British artist of all time. The Beatles, commonly regarded by music critics the world over as arguably the best band of all time, barely scraped into the top 40, making number 34 in the same survey.
(See the story about The Great British Public above)
by Max Hicks May 14, 2006
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British People

People who the Americans sometimes like to poke fun at, but the British can't really hear it over their FREE healthcare.
British People - I think an American was trying to insult me for being British the other day, but I couldn't really hear him over my FREE healthcare.
by ed6322 December 7, 2010
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british

a group of people with good fashion, food, actors, and cars.
i wish i was british...
by postmodern x August 30, 2005
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british accent

Technically, any one of the many accents and dialects spoken in the British Isles - Technically. But only use it if you know and respect this fact. Never use "Britain" as a substitute for England in case you offend the Celts who will probably beat the crap out of you for your troubles (Being Welsh myself, I can pretty well guarantee it)

It is not specifically "English Accent". If you want to say someone has an English Accent. Then it is common sensical to say "English Accent" as opposed to the potentially irritating generalization.

Make no mistake. I, for one, and many others like me will not let you use the term "Britsh Accent" (OR British anything else where you actually should have said English)
without some form of protest. Be it verbal or physical.
There are no examples because the "British Accent" is a non-entity.
by THR June 19, 2006
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