the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
by Snevdnun March 31, 2022
Get the the blueberry bush fuckermug. by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010
Get the Blueberry slut muffinmug. by Jon Parella May 13, 2005
Get the blueberry yum yummug. A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 20, 2011
Get the Sexual Blueberry Pancakemug. A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010
Get the Got My Blueberriesmug. The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016
Get the Blueberry cream cakemug. by blueeeee August 8, 2022
Get the you forgot blueberriesmug.